Patriot Names If you’re excited about The Division 2, then I’m sorry to inform you that no such game exists. There is a game being released today (although, som…

(Hedge)hoggin' Dooz  At SXSW, over the weekend, Takashi Lizuka announced there is a new Sonic the Hedgehog game in development. Whenever a new Sonic game is an…

Take a Clance on me   Tom Clancy had a knack for welding words into meaningless combinations that made perfect sense. ‘Red October,’ for instance, sounds vast and…

There’s a lot at stake The best time I’ve had pretending to be a vampire was playing Blood Omen 2, the weakest game in a series about vampires. It had pallid bl…

Send in the Clowns The following is a list of characters that have appeared in video games. For one reason or another, these characters are fools. As you will see…

Dance with Dragons   The following feature contains spoilers for season four of Game of Thrones and, weirdly, for the film Troy, which came out 15 years ago. Both…

Sustained  The third case in Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney begins with an ancient battle – two armoured warriors cross blades in a field before a full moon. The ac…